i get coffee

i'm not sure if i will be eating lunch today. the people i ate lunch with yesterday haven't eaten lunch, and they show no sign of breaking for lunch. the building has a cafeteria, but i have no idea how to maneuver through the area and am quite intimidated by new surroundings. i have decided to replace lunch with coffee, despite that i rarely drink hot coffee, but i am sure that sipping hot coffee will require more time and more concentration that gulping down cold water. i am not a fan of hot tea. believing that i'll be drinking a lot of coffee to quell my appetite, i will try different recipes so as not to bore myself. recipe #1: 3 parts coffee, 2 parts skimmed milk, 2 packets of cane sugar, 1 packet of splenda. as i write, a colleague i ate lunch with yesterday has returned to her desk with a salad. i am more glamorous than she is.